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Anonymous asked: A Dad/Dave fic you should read if you haven't already: "There Will Be Time To Prepare a Face" by Blue_Thallium on Ao3

AH YES i just read this tonight!! RECCING FOR EVERYBODY even though its only 2 chapters in

TEEN DAD AND ADULT DAVE, UNIVERSE B2, SUPER GREAT

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fastpuck:

headcanon dave likes to slick his hair back after showers so he can feel cool 　like dad egbert

… i needed a break from commissions and i doodled this u 3u

pERFECTION, A+++

Anonymous asked: I think Dad would secretly have a photo of Dave with his hair slicked back, given to him by Bro.

i think he’s just got lots of photos of EVERYONE

but some

are rather private and extra dear to him

;)

headcanon dave likes to slick his hair back after showers so he can feel cool 　like dad egbert

Anonymous asked: i loved the last pic but dirk's tattoo seems to be on the wrong arm? idk i might just be confused sorry

oh yeah i was gonna flip that when i was done whoops, thanks for reminding me

imlingy asked: puck what if dave and john fought over dad. like theyre bith jealous and they end up fighting because DAD LOVES ME MORE!!!! and they end up wrestling on the livig room floor and dad breaks them up and pulls them apart like holding each of them in one hand because MANGRIT and ends up punishing both of them. then they have a super hot threesome where dave and john are both fighting over who gets to be fucked by dad first

and then bro comes home after a late shift and sees everybody in a sex coma and goes “wow rude” and shoves into bed with them

john wakes up and goes for a second round with bro

THE END

god no why am i thinking about pete white and billy quiz boy as dave and john

Anonymous asked: Wow congratulations. Before I found your blog I didn't ship egbertcest and now that I've pretty much stalked your art tag it's my otp.

EXCELLENT. my superpower works like a fuckin charm. soon everyone will ship everything!!!!!!!!!!!