Anonymous asked: A Dad/Dave fic you should read if you haven't already: "There Will Be Time To Prepare a Face" by Blue_Thallium on Ao3
AH YES i just read this tonight!! RECCING FOR EVERYBODY even though its only 2 chapters in
TEEN DAD AND ADULT DAVE, UNIVERSE B2, SUPER GREAT
a hella sweet aggro-john egbertcest fic written by an equally hella sweet anon! below da cut. THANK YOU ANON :’)
DW 5/25: A Better Reward than Most
I don’t know what I’m doing, so I’m just going to blindly write this. And not read it until after I post it. @___@;;
NSFW, John/Dad, inspired by Pucks sexy art
jesus christ this was SO HOT AND LOVELY, JUST, OH MY GOSH, SO BEAUTIFUL!!! Thank you for writing this i love it so fucking much aaaaaaaaugh INTERCRURAL SEX YOU ARE SO GOLDEN GOD BLESS YOU I HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
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and this is the most recent thing i did for empathy!!!!! i actually did it today lmfao
as a direct result of rereading part 1
yis.
GO BROWSE AUSTUCK SERIOUSLY ITS FULL TO BURSTING WITH NACHTE’S TREASURES (and some ~~exclusive~~ art by me that im actually just too lazy to reblog here haha)
bless us every one :’) ill never be able to thank nachte and len enough for such a wild ride with all this, ahhh.
Egbert’s so proud he lets John kiss him in the office with the blinds closed.
this was, i think, the first thing i drew for all o’ this glorious mafiastuck goodness.
(and actually, after i reread everything now that its up on tumbluh, i might have to draw more??????? HEHEH…)
ESTABLISHED EGBERTCEST, bon appetit
Empathy for the Murderer (1/10)
Relationship: Dad Egbert/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider/John Egbert love n-drangle, and nearly every possible pairing therein
Rating: M
Warnings: Incest, violence, drugs
Notes: * links to a song, and + links to an image
This is the ‘Mafiastuck’ AU Nachte wrote over the course of a couple weeks, to a live studio audience (timestamps end with the ReadMore)
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[10:53:51 PM] Nachte: Well hm
[10:54:02 PM] Nachte: Pre-established Stridercest is easy
[10:54:16 PM] Nachte: But what about pre-established Egberts.
[10:54:21 PM] Len: mhmmmmmm
[10:54:25 PM] Len: something about running in families….
[10:54:45 PM] Len: Crooked cop Egberts you said
[10:55:03 PM] Nachte: Crooked maybe in a good way
[10:55:33 PM] Nachte: The Striders are loan sharking, backstabbing, murdering assholes
[10:55:46 PM] Nachte: But they’re as ‘just’ as you get
[10:55:49 PM] Nachte: as just as you can find in a criminal
[10:56:23 PM] Nachte: They don’t tolerate bullshit and they’ve got honor
[10:56:46 PM] Nachte: That protection money you pay
[10:56:50 PM] Nachte: Actually means something
[10:59:51 PM] Nachte: Okay so
SO THIS HAS FINALLY GONE LIVE I’M SO HAPPY AAAAAGH
PLEASE ENJOY THIS FABULOUS FUCKING STUFF ALL AROUND, NACHTE IS THE BEST, LEN IS ALSO THE BEST, I LOVE EVERYBODY
brb gonna do some pimping of doodles i made for this AU :”)
Anonymous asked: Are there any ftm john or dave fics? Are there any ftm dirks??
probably? honestly transfics dont interest me much and they make me pretty uncomfortable! so i dont read them.
imlingy asked: puck what about dad/dave fics
bABYCAKES i gotcha covered ok
and… boom i guess i should maybe link my own shit too maybe hah (i recommend reading em on AO3 because i fixed more word tense and grammar mistakes there lmfao)
but for real though guys BROWSE MY FIC RECS OK chances are i have already made a post or two for your strider-and/or-egbert-related ship B”)
Anonymous asked: Have you ever read any Egbertcest fics? I'mjustlosingmymindoverthisship!!
i’ve already linked Spoonfed by Jalules once upon a time (WHOOPS IM DOIN IT AGAIN)
but there is also hmm At Night by UkiTheMaid
and When You’re Older by laughablyunimportant
and Get Well Soon by jemappelleaugustine
thats all i got UwU
Dirk/Jake
Oneshot Dirk/Jake, inspired by a conversation that was inspired by the update. Kind of.
Anyway have some Dirk/Jake smut.
CHRIST
get on my blog
thnak you sn ayzz…..
Anonymous asked: have you read How You Survived The War by roachpatrol? if not, you should. it's really good. it's up on a03 (/works/327984)
yes i did it is so good there is a link for everybody, hop to
augh, sighs and sobs and rereads for the 5th time..
mastersfavorite replied to your photo: i read a bunch of fics last night that were…
awe man i couldnt find any 420 fics D: could you rec any?
YES!
Apples by AmericaTier (johndave)
Main Street Burning by scorpionback (stridercest) (this one is my favorite lol, and i think i actually just drew fanart for this LOL…..)
feel like flying too by Laylah and EK (brojohn)
and Nonaddictive by Zeph (brojohn) (second favorite)
tarkemelhion asked: hey, have you read the fanfic 'Find a Temple, Build a Temple' by EggJam on Ao3? its bloody amazing jake/dirk
oh my god i am waiting to reward myself with that epic-length fic
i’m reserving an entire afternoon for it hahaha
splitseconddecision asked: I wrote something inspired by the coolkid-john au. Kind of? I cherry-picked some concepts, I guess, but it's only tangentially related so I didn't know if I should mention it... it's "The Dreams in Which I'm Dying" on AO3 if you're interested in reading it/bored. *hides*
AW FUCK YES!
i am going to read this as soon as humanly possible. excellent. bless u
