Anonymous asked: What's DC keep doing to starfire?
LONG SIGH………
basically they took happy vivacious confident and kind starfire from Before DCnU, who loved earth and loved people and just LOVED
and turned her into this weird aloof purple-energied doll who apparently doesn’t care about humanity anymore??? but still likes sex???? and also somehow has an EVEN CHEESIER costume?????
sighs again
at the very least, i take solace in the fact that this new starfire still doesn’t take shit from nobody and is still basically a tank but
WHERE’S THE EMOTION?????? her powers were supposed to be based on feelings :(
augh i just
WHY ALWAYS WITH THE OVERLY-SEXYSEXYSEXSEX
WHY CANT SHE BE CONFIDENT AND AMAZING WITHOUT HAVING LIKE 80% OF HER BODY OPEN TO THE AIR (NO, I GET THAT SHE IS VERY LIBERATED AND COMFORTABLE WITH HER BODY, BUT NO SINGLE HUMANOID WITH ANY SENSE WOULD EVER WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT IN THAT HORRIBLE UNCOMFORTABLE SHIT SHE HAS TO WEAR)
AND WHY IS THIS THE CASE FOR ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FEMALE SUPERHERO EVER?????????????????????????????
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sakaiti said:
cracked.com/blog/th… Starfire is #4
THIS: “In 2011, DC rebooted their universe to attract a new market, and their rebooted Starfire made sure the new demographic wouldn’t contain ovaries.”
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rain-waltz said:
this^
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